My name is Heather L.W. Zenzen. I write books, raise children, and try to reign in my neurosis to save my husband any more unnecessary pain that comes from being married to someone as high maintenance as myself. These three things combined take up more hours than there are in the day, so typically, something slips away from me.

It’s usually my neurosis.

I live in the Minneapolis area with my two girls, husband, three cats, two guinea pigs, and spazzy clown dog. When I discuss adding more living things to our household, my husband’s jaw clenches and his teeth grind together. I make sure to suggest adding to the menagerie on a regular basis.

Armed with a political science degree and a stint in the Army, I enjoy writing uplifting stories about such things as mind control, discrimination, zombifying bacteria, and falling in love.

My work is represented by Sara Crowe at Harvey Klinger, Inc.